Funny SMS

1. Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

2. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

3. Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."