Thursday, November 13, 2008

Funny SMS

Make sure it’s cheap
The 1st Advice OfFather To His SonWhen Son Got HisDriving License Made,Is“Remember 1 Thing SonIf U’re Going To HitAnything, Make SureIts Cheap”

Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..Shopkeeper: 5 kissGirl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hayShopkeeper: 10 kissGirl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

Elephant sat on mercedes
What Happens WhenThe Elephant Sat OnThe Mercedes Car … ???....Everyone Knows“The Mercedes bends”

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